From every direction I could hear people, and Im sure they knew what was going on due to all the moaning and groaning.When we were done, I went and bought the dress and every time I wear it we fuck like theres no tomorrow.Never do it again, say five Hail Mary's and put 0 in the donation pan."The next time the priest sees the man he is infuriates "You didn't put 0 in the pan!"The man looks at the priest disgusted and says "I rubbed the money against the pan, and rubbing is the same as putting it in." Joke: Tom's wife has been in a coma for months.
It was a long drive in Daddy's car that poor Jennifer had made a mess in her diapers on the way there.
Jennifer had the desire to be humiliated in front of her boyfriend's friends for almost a month after revealing her diaper fetish to James (BF).
James evolved into being pretty sadistic after many diaper changes of Jennifer's pee and poopy diapers, that Jennifer would be on her knees crying like a little baby begging to be changed.
As I put the dress on, I called out to my boyfriend to ask him if the dress looked nice on me.
We were feeling rather horny from the night before but had fallen asleep then.
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